Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog